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[Nov. 28th, 2006|08:08 pm] |
I found this extremely amusing, because I'm weird.
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[Nov. 28th, 2006|08:01 pm] |
Stolen from Brendan.
William Dampier
You are 73 %Treasurer, have 62% Seafairability, crave 38% Bloodlusting, and lust 36% in Wenchwanting!
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Naturalist, Scientist, and Buccaneer, Captain Dampier you are the
gentleman of pirates! Circumnavigating the globe three times whilst
collecting treasure and anthropological data has made you a pirate of
substance and class which doesn't happen very often! You're in a league
of your own here, and while I don't neccessarily condone the lack of
wenching and bloodletting, your great passion and scientific
inquisition are well noted! |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 99% on Treasurer | | You scored higher than 99% on Seafairability | | You scored higher than 99% on Bloodlusting | | You scored higher than 99% on Wenchwanting |
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[Jun. 8th, 2006|08:51 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  UGGGH LIFE | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Monty Python - Galaxy Song | ] |
So, I haven't written-written in a while.
Ya.
Well, I got a job! I'm so very extremely proud of myself.
It's at Angelico's Pizzeria.
Please don't order/come in for a few weeks or so. I'm still getting used to it. *_*
So, the daughter of the owner/manager guy is Melisa. She's cool. She's just working over the summer, since she goes to Penn State.
There's another woman and my brain can't remember her name.
There's another girl starting today also named Iza (Izabella) who's a senior at Fairfax and is going to Mason next year. She lives near me too, prolly on the other side of Chain Bridge or whatev. We walked part of the way home together. Which brings me to another part of the story.
We walked by the school, and were talking about schools and AP English when, lo and behold, I see Mr. Timmins walking up the side parking lot (Mind you, it was 8:00 PM). So I start yelling
"HIIIIIIII MR TIMMINS!!!!!"
"*waves, smiles* "Heeello, Jacky."
"I'M COMING BACK FROM THAT JOB!!!!!!" (He was there when I got called back for the interview)
"That's good, congratulations."
"AND THEY LIKE ME! THEY REALLY LIKE ME!!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!! BYE MR TIMMINS!!!!"
*waves* "Bye, Jacky."
At least I know I'll always leave a lasting impression on him. :D
So ya. I'm dead from 5 hours of work. Well, my ankles are dead. But I guess I'll get used to it. I'll make lotsa money too since I'll be working weekdays next week. Squeee. Moneeeey.
Only thing is I don't think I get free meals. Poo. Oh well.
I'm off to...erm...not work. Watch anime or somin. Ya. Baibai!
And because:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AkwYNcm74Q&search=find%20the%20fish
Script:
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/meanlife.asp
(search "find the fish" to find section) |
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[May. 20th, 2006|11:25 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  food! | ] |
| [ | music |
| | See whole post | ] |
Put your music library on shuffle and answer the questions with songs in the order they come up. it doesn't really make sense at times, but some answers you come up with will freak you out.
1. What's my mood like right now?
Shinoryu - Kyara da Mon
(well, the song's really hyper/on crack and makes you feel excited...and I'm excited today...)
2. How's tomorrow going to be for me?
Stargate SG-1 - Stargate Ending Theme
(adventerous?)
3. What kind of person am I?
The Pillows - Sleepy Head
(Tired? But the song isn't really slow or anything, its full of stuff and its really cool. Is that me?)
4. Am I loved?
Black Eyed Peas - Ba Bump
(My body is loved maybe...?)
5. How can I achieve my highest potential?
Bing Dave / Somebody Gunna Die Tonight - Romeo Must Die Soundtrack
--somehow that's not very uplifting...
6. What should I do with my life?
Christina Aguilera - Dirty
(LOL, So I'm to achieve my highest potential by becoming a stripper/whore?)
7. Is everything really going to be alright in the end?
Koda Kumi - Hearty
(? Is that a good sign?)
8. What is my best quality?
The Pillows - High Risk
(Well, it sounds like a cool quality, I guess it kinda applies...)
9. How does my sex life look?
Muramasa - Summer of Love
(ROFL, That's scary.)
10. What's the meaning of life?
Take Me To The River - Talking Heads
11. What do people think of me?
Rammstein & Other Various Artists - Freak on a Leash
(...Oddly appropriate, I suppose.)
12. Would I make a good catch?
Queen - The Show Must Go On
(ANyone willing to translate this one?)
13. How crazy am I?
Polysics - XCT
(The song itself is kinda crazy, like every Polysics song...)
14. Will I have a good life in general?
Christina Aguilera - Fighter
(Sounds rough, but kinda fun. ^^)
15. Can (insert name here) ever really love me?
Utakata - Omoi wo Kanadete
(The lyrics translate to about "My Feelings are Flowing Out" so...yes? Problem is, I don't have anyone. Except for anime characters. SWEET!)
16. Can I and (insert name here) ever be more than friends?
Stellvia - Brilliant Road to Tomorrow
(Sounds hopeful...? But see above)
17. What's going to happen to me this week?
Lee Hyori - Hey Girl
(I'll be hit on...?)
18. Where will I be a year from now?
Hikaru Utada - Traveling
(ROFL THAT'S SCARY)
19. What is my biggest wish?
Move - Knock 'em Out!
(Hit someone?)
20. What is the love of my life doing at this very moment?
Orange Range - Love Parade
(Haha, that sounds funny.)
21. How will I die?
Rammstein - Te Quiero Puta!
(ROFL Erm...whoring?)
22. What will happen after I die?
Cowboy Bebop - Spokey Dokey
(WTF?)
23. How do my friends feel about me?
Chae Young - Emotion
(Emotional? EMO????!!!)
24. How popular will the movie about my life be?
Kikujiro Soundtrack - Natsu (Summer)
(Hit release during the summer?)
25. What is the outlook on my career/professional life?
Britney Spears - Me Against the Music (Remix)
(SHUT UP I LIKE TEH REMIX VERSION
I'm going to battle the evil forces of music?)
26. How would my relationship with my parents be viewed?
Rie Fu - decay
(Kinda oddly appropriate) |
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[Mar. 18th, 2006|12:17 am] |
Gaia Online User:
Also- Have you ever noticed that in pretty much every zombie movie out there,
nobody seems to ever heard of zombies?
"HOMUHGAWD!!!
WHAT'S THAT THING EATING EVERYONE'S FLESH THAT WAS DEAD 2 MINUTES AGO?"
"I DON'T KNOW! I THINK IT'S A MORMON!!!" |
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[Mar. 13th, 2006|10:15 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | ROFFLECOPTER | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Lee Hyori - AnyClub | ] |
Very amusing Gaia thread.
Topic Paragraph:
"Today in world history we were making posters to show the parralels between the U.S.S.R. under Stalin and Germany under Hitler. Each side had drawings to symbolize an idea, you know the drill.
So this one group comes up to present, and their poster has a picture of Hitler breastfeeding a baby. The guys says, "Hitler manipulated children through youth groups and education, so this is Hitler with a baby, and he's kind of feeding his knowledge to him, so he's breastfeeding it."
Wtf. Where the hell did they get the idea to draw Hitler breastfeeding? It was funny though.
Spoon breast fed discussion topics:
Dictators with working mammary glands.
Weird ways of representing things."
I <3 the GD. |
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[Feb. 8th, 2006|08:06 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  Labs... | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Cascada - Bad Boy | ] |
Well, I changed my icon for no reason.
It made me laugh, and I wanted it somewhere.
LAUGH!
Back to Lab report/studying for tests tomorrow. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2006|06:42 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | HARHARHAR | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Queen - Another One Bites the Dust | ] |
BEST MATH CLASS EVER.
These are just the parts I remember.
And keep in mind this is OPFER.
Sean Madelmeir(sp?) and Kenny Kerrigan taught my English and math classes today. At first I thought English was awesome. Then I had math.
Apparently, Kenny got some information and typed up/printed out a small 2 page packet on STD's, and so they handed them out and started reading that and explaining it.
Opfer: "SEAN. THIS IS NOT TEEN STAR, IT IS ALGEBRA II. YOU HAVE A LESSON TO TEACH."
Sean: "Oh, ok. Um, to sum up Algebra, basically sometimes 1+1=3, so don't have sex."
Sean: So you wear a condom so you don't, like, get STD's...
Opfer: SEAN!!!!
Sean:...But abstaining from sex is the best method...
Opfer: *relaxes and nods head*
Sean:...or you can have dry sex, you know, just rubbing against each other...
*class combusts into laughter for next 10 min while the rest of this goes on*
Opfer: SEEEEEAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Sean: ...but make sure to wear 3 or 4 layers of clothing and...
Opfer: STOP THIS AND MOVE TO THE MATH
Sean: Here, I think we should have a demonstration. Uh Johnny, uh...go start humping Tim!
Opfer: YOU HAVE A NEW LESSON TO TEACH. THEY NEED TO LEARN SECTION 5.4 ON SUMS OF RADICALS.
Sean: *completely serious* But what good is knowledge of radicals going to do when two naked people are in a bed together???!!!
Opfer: *actually starts laughing for next 5 min*
...And this is only what I mostly remembered. xDDDD
Other funniness ensued when Zach Costello sang karaoke with JP Galik dancing.
And other things.
Ya.
They should do this everyday.
Oh, and English was funny too.
They gave away "prizes", which was anything from ping-pong balls, to an old computer mouse, to free bowling coupons from the place Sean works at, to playing with a Pac Man on a Game Boy for the duration of the class period. However, one prize was quite interesting...
Sean: Brandon Dell, come up here at get your prize!
You get...a Hustle & Flow DVD!
Ya, it's a bootleg by the way. I bought it off the street in New York for like $5. And I already watched it anyway too, so its OK.
xDDDD He had like 5 of these DVD's too.
I have an English essay to write. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2006|09:04 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  hyper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Do As Inifinity - Under the Moon | ] |
YAAAAAAAAAAAY~
FOR RESTING HEART RATES OF 100 BEATS PER MINUTE.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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[Jan. 17th, 2006|09:05 pm] |
*Unknown user*
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*Accept? :yes:*
makisakka: hi
makisakka: i found a skirtt
darksugarminion: good
darksugarminion: i mean
darksugarminion: OMG
makisakka: yeay
darksugarminion: WHO COULD THIS BE
makisakka: .....
makisakka: lol
darksugarminion: WITH A NAME LIKE MAKI
darksugarminion: OMFG I DUN NOES :O
makisakka: its KElley
darksugarminion: HOSHIT NO WAYS :O
darksugarminion: I NEVER WOULDVE GUESSED
darksugarminion: OMG YOU ARE SO CLEVER
makisakka: i know its amazing |
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[Jan. 11th, 2006|11:45 pm] |
I...I think I'm gonna barf. I can't believe I made myself make this.
On teh other hand, this was fun.
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[Jan. 1st, 2006|10:38 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  ESSAY BOO. | ] |
| [ | music |
| | NONE | ] |
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT ALL NIGHTER YA
FUN
...
NOT.
Essays are STUPID.
They're so stupid, their IQ points are negative. |
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[Dec. 20th, 2005|11:09 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  EMO | ] |
| [ | music |
| | TEH EMO SONG | ] |
EMOS MAKE ME EMO.
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH.
EMO=STABBY-RIP-STAB-STAB. XD
Just in case anyone hasn't seen/heard it yet, or wanted it for reference:
http://emosong.ytmnd.com/
Jess-Jess, you left literally 5 minutes before we found teh song. |
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[Dec. 17th, 2005|02:40 am] |
WE
DON'T
HAVE
TO
GO
TO
SCHOOL
FOR
TWO
WHOLE
FECKIN
WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD
"Lets compare holidays, shall we?
Christmas > Whatever the fuck you celebrate.
When's the last time you heard of a "Whatever-the-fuck-you-celebrate Sale?"
ROFL. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2005|10:53 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | WHO LOVES THE CHOCOLATE????!!! | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Who loves the chocolate? Everyone loves the chocolate.... | ] |
Best. Flash. Animation. Ever.
Disclaimer: Jacky is not responsible for hours spent not doing homework and instead watching this and attempting to move in tune/as fast as the animation subjects.
Make sure you have your volume turned up high. Not full to blast your eardrums out, but loud because its better that way. On second thought, turn it up all the way. Then you'll have more fun and scare your parents.
Also, put your browser on full screen (F11 key for most) for best experience.
Sing along too. Its waaay more fun than just laughing at it.
http://www.uk.eu.undernet.org/chocs.swf
Just watch it for a few minutes straight. |
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